Exploring the Four Types of Torchies: Which One Are You?
Are you a torchy? That is, a person who loves touches, owns one, or even has one on them right now? The term "torchy" might sound unusual, but it captures a unique group of people who relate to the idea of carrying or relying on a torch or light source in different ways. Whether you are someone who always has a torch in hand or someone who depends on others to carry one, understanding the different types of torchies can help you see where you fit in.
This post explores the four main types of torchies: Extreme Jacks, Closet Torchies, Denial Torchies, and New Age Torchies. Each type has its own habits, attitudes, and quirks. By the end, you might discover which kind of torchy you are or recognize the torchy traits in your friends and family.
Close-up of a compact torch held firmly with a bright beam
Extreme Jacks: The Torch Carriers
Extreme Jacks are the most dedicated torchies. They don’t just own a torch; they carry one everywhere they go. For them, a torch is an essential tool, not just a gadget. Whether walking at night, camping, or preparing for emergencies, Extreme Jacks make sure their torch is always within reach.
Characteristics of Extreme Jacks
Always prepared: They check their torch’s batteries regularly and keep it in an easy-to-access spot.
Multiple torches: Often, they own several torches for different purposes—small pocket torches, heavy-duty flashlights, or even headlamps.
Torch enthusiasts: They enjoy learning about new torch models, features, and technologies.
Safety conscious: They see a torch as a safety device, useful in power outages, dark areas, or unexpected situations.
Example
Imagine someone hiking in the woods at dusk. An Extreme Jack will have a torch clipped to their backpack strap or in a pocket, ready to light the path or signal for help if needed.
Closet Torchies: The Buyers Who Don’t Carry
Closet Torchies are a curious group. They buy torches and may even collect them, but they rarely carry them around. Instead, they rely on someone else to have a torch when needed. They like the idea of owning a torch but don’t make it part of their daily routine.
Traits of Closet Torchies
Collectors: They might have a drawer or shelf full of torches at home.
Occasional users: They use torches only during planned activities like camping trips or power outages.
Depend on others: They expect friends or family members to carry torches when going out.
Less urgency: They don’t feel the need to have a torch on hand at all times.
Example
A Closet Torchy might buy a new LED torch because it looks cool or has good reviews but leave it at home during a night walk, trusting a friend to bring a torch instead.
Denial Torchies: The Skeptics with a Green Line
Denial Torchies are a skeptical bunch. They look down on torchies who carry torches regularly, often mocking their habits. One way they show this is by pointing out the "green line" on some torches, which they believe marks them as less reliable or outdated.
What Defines Denial Torchies
Dismissive attitude: They think carrying a torch is unnecessary or a sign of paranoia.
Critical of torch features: They focus on flaws like the green line on laser pointers or torches, using it as proof that torches are overrated.
Minimal use: They might own a torch but rarely use it or keep it hidden.
Rely on natural light: They prefer to avoid artificial light sources unless absolutely necessary.
Example
A Denial Torchy might scoff at someone pulling out a torch during a blackout, saying, "Why bother? Just wait for the lights to come back."
New Age Torchies: The Phone Light Users
New Age Torchies represent the modern approach to torchy behavior. Instead of carrying a separate torch, they use the flashlight feature on their smartphones. For them, there is no need to own or carry a dedicated torch because their phone covers that function.
Features of New Age Torchies
Tech-savvy: They rely on their phone’s built-in light for quick illumination.
Convenience seekers: They avoid carrying extra gadgets by using what they already have.
Limited torch use: They might own a torch but rarely use it, preferring the phone light.
Situational users: They use the phone light mainly indoors or in familiar environments.
Example
If a New Age Torchy enters a dark room, they simply pull out their phone and turn on the flashlight app instead of reaching for a torch.
Which Type Are You?
Understanding these four types of torchies helps clarify how people relate to the idea of carrying or using a torch. You might find yourself fitting clearly into one category or blending traits from several.
If you always have a torch ready and value preparedness, you are likely an Extreme Jack.
If you own torches but rarely carry them, you might be a Closet Torchy.
If you doubt the usefulness of torches and prefer to avoid them, you could be a Denial Torchy.
If you rely on your phone’s light instead of a torch, you are a New Age Torchy.
Torchies come in many forms, but all share a connection to light and the comfort it brings. Whether you carry a torch in your hand, keep one at home, or use your phone’s flashlight, knowing your torchy type can help you appreciate your habits and maybe even inspire you to try a new approach.
Light up your world in the way that suits you best. If you are not carrying a torch now, maybe it’s time to consider what type of torchy you want to be.
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